JOKE OF THE DAY: Some Posts Write Themselves

Is this the funniest freaking story ever?

New York Daily News: W library in record book; $500M center would be priciest for a Prez

Eager to begin refurbishing his tattered legacy, the President
hopes to raise $500 million to build his library and a think
tank at Southern Methodist University in Dallas. Bush lived
in Dallas until he was elected governor of Texas in 1995.

You must believe me, it just gets better after that. Where does one even begin?